求个恶搞歌曲。歌词大意是我没有JJ。蛋还少1个 用别的方式来爱你。MV也很搞笑。 突然忘了。

是不是这个，如果帮助到了你，望采纳，谢谢啊~视频都被屏蔽了
歌曲名字：In Different Ways
I can see it in your eyes girl
女孩，在你的眼中我能看到

That you're in the mood for love
你正沉浸在爱河

So I light some candles, pour some wine
于是我点起蜡烛，倒上红酒

Come sit down on the rug
走过来坐在地毯上

But there's something I must tell you, babe
但宝贝有些事我要告诉你

Before we take this step
在我们进垒之前

Something about me girl
一些关于我的事

That you do not know yet
那些你还不知道的

I have no penis
我没有老二了

It was torn off
它被扯掉了

In a bicycle accident
那是一次自行车的亲密接触

In nineteen ninety nine
那是在1999

I also lost one testicle
我还丢了一颗睾丸

So all I have is a weird uni-ball
所以我只剩下一颗诡异的蛋蛋

And a rubber tube, between my legs
以及两腿间一条橡胶的管子

But babe, I can love you in different ways
可是宝宝，我会用别的方式爱你

I'll make love to you with the rubber tube
我会用那根橡皮管和你做爱

That I use for urinating
那根我用来撒尿的管子

I'll just tape two Popsicle sticks around it
我在上面绑了两根冰棒

Make it easier for penetrating
好让它更容易插入

And having only one ball
而且剩一颗蛋蛋

Isn't always a bad thing
也并不完全是坏事

It's like a pool ball in a pillow case
它就像枕套里包着一颗台球

It's like a cherry on a sundae
它就像冰淇淋上的一颗樱桃

'Cause girl
姑娘，因为……

I have no penis
我没有老二

I have no cock
我没有JJ

If it looks like I have a ball
如果它看起来像是还有一颗

Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock
那只是因为我塞的是袜子

Girl, I know that you're afraid
姑娘，我知道你在担心

But I promise, baby, if you stay
但我保证，宝贝，如果你留下

I'll put a cucumber in the microwave
我会把黄瓜放进微波炉里

And babe, I will love you in different......ways
而且宝贝，我会用别的方式爱你

Just because I don't have a cock
只是因为我没有JJ

it doesn't mean I can't rock
并不表示我不能摇滚

Just because I don't have a cock
只是因为我没有JJ

it doesn't mean I can't rock
并不表示我不能摇滚

Just because I don't have a cock
只是因为我没有JJ

it doesn't mean I can't rock
并不表示我不能摇滚

Don't be fooled by my lack of a cock
不要被我的剩蛋迷惑